And when elected, I promise bacon in every dog bowl and a cheeseburger in every cat dish. (A winning candidate must be willing to cross the species line.)
ai am in it 2 win it!
ai will show u ebryfing u need 2 noez bowt da wurld, kiddo!
Aiz has a fake ID!!!
let's hab a gud tiem!!
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Cyndi Pawper's New Single: Pups Just Wanna Have Fun!
dis song maeks meh want 2 dance!
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u habs 2 taeks gud kares ob it!
Dis lil puppeh needs ur help wif a capshun!
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