jus plz dont drink n sled!

ai fink u hab a problem...

ai wont tell nobuddy if u dont...

Mah beverridge... it missing 'brella thingy.

be kareful goggie, brellas lead to crazy fings...

Tonight, too many coloured drinks with umbrellas in them. Tomorrow, you'll be immortalised on Facebook.

hay! howd u git in heer?!

Candy may be dandy but liquor is quicker

it awlso mayks u krayzee!

Why, yez. I DO cares to sees da wine list!

ai needs a gud dwink nao...