Bartender! Nuther Mai-Tai!
ok, heer u go!
Maramdrunk the wino dog!
mai buddie bob is da same wai!
Ugh. My head is POUNDING. Sweet Baby Jesus why did I drink all of that egg nog last night? Hold on a sec... Am I in a Christmas tree?
DON'T BE SELFISH BARRY MAKE ME A HOLIDAY COCKTAIL, TOO!
dis happened on mai last trip 2 Mehxiko...
I has da Pinot Grigio, Pwease
Happee Fanksgibin' Ebbryone!
I ned an ID ,sir
done! now let's drink it up!
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