Handle every stressful situation like a dog. If you can't eat it or play with it, then pee on it and walk away.

goggie seyz relax!

ELEPHANT FARTS: Never stand downwind of one.

must exkape frum teh farts!

Be The Person Your Dog Thinks You Are.

srsly, hoomins, u r awl purdy gud!

Do like dis. Dat alwayz helps meh consintwate!

u nebbur follow direkshuns!

It's elebenty twelve miles to Japan Next time he can fetch his own Tanto

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