Handle every stressful situation like a dog. If you can't eat it or play with it, then pee on it and walk away.
goggie seyz relax!
ELEPHANT FARTS: Never stand downwind of one.
must exkape frum teh farts!
Be The Person Your Dog Thinks You Are.
srsly, hoomins, u r awl purdy gud!
Do like dis. Dat alwayz helps meh consintwate!
u nebbur follow direkshuns!
It's elebenty twelve miles to Japan Next time he can fetch his own Tanto
MEDITAION do NOT inturupt