Next commercial... I'll go outside to pee next commercial.

dis iz mai faborite show!

ugh, theres nothin on t.v today

it wuz werking just fine yesturday!

I was never than fond of swimming anyways...

if u kant beet 'em, join em!

Iz on yo couch watchin spongebob

o boy scooby doo's on

but, dey r awl re-runs!

WAT i am waching TVs

IF I HAZ RADR DISH ON MY HEAD DUZ T.V. COM OUT OF MY BELLY