OK, I picked up all my toys. Can I come in and watch TV NOW?
kan ai getz a toy karriur?
IF YOU TURN TV UPSIDE DOWN AND FLIP US BOTH EVERY HALF HOUR THAT WOULD BE PERFECT!
sunbaith wif friendz kan b so much fun!
Next commercial... I'll go outside to pee next commercial.
dis iz mai faborite show!
ugh, theres nothin on t.v today
it wuz werking just fine yesturday!
I was never than fond of swimming anyways...
if u kant beet 'em, join em!
Iz on yo couch watchin spongebob
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