Next commercial... I'll go outside to pee next commercial.
dis iz mai faborite show!
ugh, theres nothin on t.v today
it wuz werking just fine yesturday!
I was never than fond of swimming anyways...
if u kant beet 'em, join em!
Iz on yo couch watchin spongebob
o boy scooby doo's on
but, dey r awl re-runs!
WAT i am waching TVs
IF I HAZ RADR DISH ON MY HEAD DUZ T.V. COM OUT OF MY BELLY