your

CHANGED YOUR FACEBOOK STATUS YOU'RE IN A RELATIONSHIP WITH ME

at leest ai doan jus luk pretteh in pikshurz liek ur last girlfren.

You have your hiding places and I have mine

mien iz obveeusslee bettur tho.

I haz your chair hostage! If you wantz it back, Kill the dog.

Ur shag carpet it haz an angry

ur momint ob zen.

YOUR DESK I DISASSEMBLE IT

Your panties are now crotchless, you can thank me later

Ur Shoe Size... I Can Haz It

Okay. Fine. I've done it ur way Now u has 2 do it my way and lick urself clean

PAINT ME LIKE ONE OF YOUR FWENCH GURLS

87% of all nip users started wiff coffee - don't let ur kitteh be next

Yes, both seats are taken. Go get your own pot.