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It's a short list but a valid one.

Tumblr user, biggest-gaudiest-patronuses, shared a "non-comprehensive list of birds that piss me off," as a response to the question, "why are birds so cursed?"

Being non-comprehensive does state that this list has no real understanding or reasons why these birds piss off the user so much. They just do. 

Which, in a way, we all can understand. There's plenty of things that probably bother you and you have no idea why. This is the same thing, someone just decided to make a list of it and share it online with the world. 

And here we are, sharing it with you. Enjoy!  

We've actually never heard of these really bizarre, but some really cool, animal facts! 

Crazy how much we actually don't know about anything. Weird Facts is here to help fix that a bit by providing just the weirdest facts that you probably would be better off not ever knowing. Most of them, anyway. Some facts are just downright cool. 

Follow them on Instagram to get "mind-boggling' facts daily! 

It's absolutely crazy to think there's so many creatures on Earth that we haven't' ever heard of or have ever seen. However, on the other hand, of course we haven't seen/heard of all the creatures that occupy this ginormous plant with us. There's still so much left to explore!

Below you'll see 23 animals that are totally obscure and get no media attention whatsoever. They may be animals you had no idea even existed, or maybe you know of them all. 

Just a heads up, some of these creatures are indeed the stuff of nightmares. 

Seagulls are downright terrifying. There. We said it. 

However, even though we are afraid of these devils with wings -- doesn't make these photos any less funny!

Probably because we genuinely sympathize with the poor, unsuspecting folks who were about to enjoy some delicious snack-age. It's never easy to part with such precious food this way. 

This is one emotional rollercoaster of a comic strip. But we wouldn't expect anything less from The Oatmeal! 

You may recall some of their other hilarious comics, 'Having a Baby vs Having a Cat,'  or 'How to Walk a Human Being (a Guide for Dogs).'

Both instant classics. 

Domino, on the other hand, is more of a legend. A cat who is unique, with a derpy face and constantly drooling -- the story of Domino will be told from generation to generation. 

With over 13,000 retweets and 43,000 likes over the span of a few days, Twitter is having a mini-meltdown due to this mind-boggling optical illusion of a photo, posted by Twitter user @dancingfool75.

What do you see when first seeing the pic? Many users claimed to see some sort of evil horse-pig hybrid monster. Others saw a deformed or possessed goat.

We're not going to lie, took us awhile to figure out what it was we were staring at. 

Thankfully, someone shared the answer with users. 

Only in Florida... As temperatures drop to unusually low levels across south Florida this week, the National Weather Service warned residents to keep an eye to the sky. "Don't be surprised if you see Iguanas falling from the trees tonight as lows drop into the 30s and 40s," the NWS said. Iguanas, which are cold-blooded lizards, slow down and stiffen up when temperatures drop to a certain level. It's at this point they tend to lose grip of trees. The NWS urged Floridians that while they may be stiff and motionless, the displaced iguanas are not dead"

Don't tell Indiana Jones that people are willingly having snakes put on them for "relaxation".

When you think of a soothing spa massage, we definitely don't think 'snakes' in any sense of the word. However, an Israeli beauty spa offers customers exactly that, and pay $80 an hour for it. 

Of course, the snakes are non-venomous. Apparently, such a massage is really common in Indonesia. the spa lets these colorful snakes crawl all over the body, including your spine, back, face, arms, and legs.

Ada Barak, the owner of the unique spa called Carnivorous Plant Farm, in Northern Israel, explains that most clients are initially skeptical about this massage, but everything changes after the first one.

What do you think? Would it be something you'd try out? 

A lot of questions come to mind when seeing these science diagrams... the main one being, "why?"

Unfortunately, we do not have the answer. And we may never have the answer. 

Get ready to take one of the weirdest rides. 

Some of these are heckin' cute, others are ... terrifying. 

Welcome to @Koty_vezde's cat universe! Where no animal is safe from the cat-transplant Photoshop treatment. 

Follow the Instagram handle to stay up-to-date on the weirdest cat pics ever created! 

And no one seems to be talking about it!

There are "illuminated manuscripts" that were created by Medieval monks that are holy books, filled with beautiful and meaningful works of art. And sometimes, the Medieval monks would just draw cats...licking their butts.  

I know what you're thinking, basically we are thinking it too, "Why?" 

No one really seems to know for sure. Apparently, butt licking cats is a weirdly common theme in medieval art. There is one theory that we also believe in, that theory is these cats were just etched in the margins by bored monks who did so to amuse themselves. Remember that scene in Superbad, where the main character had a fascination with drawing a certain phallic part of the male anatomy? 

Perhaps, this is sort of like that. Perhaps the idea of sneaking these lewd cats into these holy books was just a funny inside joke that the monks would pass along, and on those particularly long and boring days, scribble pictures of cats taking care of their basic hygiene. 

In the end, we'll probably never learn the truth but in the meantime, we can enjoy the art. 

We have so many questions... and absolutely no answers. 

This is nightmare fuel to the max! Is there any part of Australia that is like...safer than normal? We're seriously asking. 

This list of creatures is only for the strong. Safe to say, not for us. 

So Australia, it will be a hard "nope" once again from us. 

And it's juicy! If you're looking for some reality TV drama, look no further! We've got the inside scoop to the daily dramas of pets all over the world -- thanks to AskReddit user u/cieuxrouges! 

These facts are weird. Yet wonderful. Wonderfully weird. Do you know how your mind is filled with useless trivia and nothing substantial that you can actually benefit from? Well, here's more useless, yet really cool, trivia to fill your mind with. Use it wisely.