wouldnt

"Tom, you wouldn't believe it! That mouse was huge! At least six feet tall!" "We're in Australia, Phil, that was a kangaroo." "Oh."

Yes, I did swap your Chapstick for a glue stick. I figured you wouldn't say anything about it!

considur dis paybak fer teh 'bunneh eerz insidint.'

I've seen some things, man, and some stuff. I wouldn't recommend it.

Honestly, I had hoped it wouldn't come to this...