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You might think it's easy to get some these days, especially with everyone desperate for human contact after lockdown. But it turns out that cat owners often encounter technical setbacks that the average person doesn't, which could stop them from getting lucky in the sex department. Together with The Single Society, we bring you real women's stories of times their cats did everything they could to stop their owners from getting laid, which, if you know a thing or two about kitties, isn't all that surprising. It turns out cats might just be the ultimate c*ck blocks!

We'd love to hear your stories, cat owners! Share it with us in the comments below.

And just a little reader discretion, the following stories are uncensored and quite naughty. Naughty but definitely hilarious, and very relatable. Proceed with caution.

Three Mexican women are pleasantly hiking in Mexico's Chipinque Ecological Park when a black bear approaches them.

Sounds like the beginning of a horror movie, right? 

Well, this nightmare did happen in reality to these three poor women, as you can see in the following video which is now going viral on social media and creating ripples.

When twitter user @midlifetimmy saw this woman sitting at a dinner table at TGI Friday's with her (Well behaved, we must add) lemur, he had to share it with his friends on twitter. As you can all imagine, twitter had a lot to say about the cute King Julien... 

For her 10th birthday, in 1962, Jeanna Smith was surprised with a special gift: a pet tortoise. 

Now, 56 years and 5 dogs later, they are still together. 

Vittoria Gallagher told the hilarious story of how she found Crackers, her long-lost toy dog, in the street,18 years after she lost him…But is it the real Crackers?   

Outrage swelled over the weekend after security footage of a woman disposing of live puppies in a Coachella dumpster went viral. The puppies were survived, and with tips from the public, police were able to arrest a suspect, who also had dozens of dogs at her home living in squalid conditions.

In the summer of 2017, Lilly Smartelli, 55 years old nurse from Michigan was diagnosed with a pulmonary diffusion defect that has likely left her with a year or two to live. Smartelli realized there was one thing she wanted: "a big Italian wedding." Now she is going to fulfiled that dream with her rescue dog, Bernie, with one aim in mind- collecting donations for animal rescues. Via: People Pets

If you're having one of those days, sometimes a friendly pooch can make all the difference. So when journalist and writer Molly Knight asked for people to, "please send me pictures of your pets", little did she know it was about to rain cats and dogs.

Say what?! Here's how she does it. Via: Lost At a Minor

These will help any impatient mom-to-be to pass the days with laughter. 

Announcing to your loved ones that you are expecting seems to become more grand then telling them you got engaged! People are going over and beyond making sure their pregnancy announcement won't only be super cute, but pretty much hilarious! and what better way than to incorporate all the members of the growing family... yes, we are talking about those who have been there from the beginning... our pets! 

Sometimes when someone tells you no, you step up to the challenge. And that is exactly what a little sister did, when she needed to convince her dad that she should be allowed to get a cat. 

So how did it all start? And more importantly, how did it all end? 

Well, the story starts like this...Danielle Grubisic's younger sister decided that she wanted a cat to be added to the family. Now, all she had to do was convince her dad for that to happen. She pulled out all the stops to get this to happen, and she even did something very cleaver, many wouldn't have even thought of...

Local artist, Ollie Wolliff, has embraced spirit chalkboard signs as a way of chalking up sales at her friend's bar. We really liked the ones featuring animals.