witness

You were forced to wear a leash? Objection. Leading the witness.

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I saw what you did. And you'd do best to bring me large quantities of the tuna reserved for the Japanese Imperial family if you don't want me to tell your wife about it.

tuna kan mayk all ur problumz go awayz.

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