with

I fel in lovs wif tha burdie .... ...but den I eatid him.

an it didnt eben tayst liek cookiez.

Remember how you said you would sell your soul for a date with the new girl in accounting? Well, I am here to collect.

a deel iz a deel, u noez!

BATHING WITH YOUR CAMERA Because you never know when a cat will appear.

jus keep teh camra owt ob reech ob kittehs.

Hmmm. Which goes best with daisies?

mai voat iz fer all ob dem!

People finks kittehs hab eezy lifes. Dey duzzent understand EMOTIONAL EXHAUSTION of living wif HUMANS.

hoominz alwayz gib me a big tired.

CHANGED YOUR FACEBOOK STATUS YOU'RE IN A RELATIONSHIP WITH ME

at leest ai doan jus luk pretteh in pikshurz liek ur last girlfren.

iz real interactive playz wit mez?

"Let's just face the fact the baby is gone and work with what we have now."

PURINA. NOW ENHANCED WITH KRYPTONITE.

Welcomez to another show of cookin' wif Kittehs . .

S'okai Louie. Da kidz wit me.

Da betta to hears u wif!

Thunder is scary to us! Can we sleep wif u?