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I fel in lovs wif tha burdie .... ...but den I eatid him.
Remember how you said you would sell your soul for a date with the new girl in accounting? Well, I am here to collect.
BATHING WITH YOUR CAMERA Because you never know when a cat will appear.
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Hmmm. Which goes best with daisies?
People finks kittehs hab eezy lifes. Dey duzzent understand EMOTIONAL EXHAUSTION of living wif HUMANS.
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CHANGED YOUR FACEBOOK STATUS YOU'RE IN A RELATIONSHIP WITH ME
at leest ai doan jus luk pretteh in pikshurz liek ur last girlfren.
iz real interactive playz wit mez?
"Let's just face the fact the baby is gone and work with what we have now."
PURINA. NOW ENHANCED WITH KRYPTONITE.
S'okai Louie. Da kidz wit me.
Da betta to hears u wif!
Thunder is scary to us! Can we sleep wif u?
