whisper

Its bad enough I have to go - I'm not gonna make requests while I'm there.

There's no need to whisper in my ear, kid. I can hear ya from, like, 20 miles away.

Hey! Would you like to share with the rest of us what is so squeely amusing?

- Sally Squeeps

psst...wen da hoomins say dare goin' to wurk, day really goes to da dog park.........wif out u.

y do kittehz hab to b so meeen?

"Psst... AND THEN... psst..." "The sky is doing WHAT?"

"Whyz everbody lookin' at us and makin' bad punz?" "Ai noe! And yood think dey'd noe howta p'nouce "Ought to!"

I would be a horse whisperer but the horse is too tall.

I promise not to tell!

... well, I suppose that's one way to convey words of wisdom to your child. Perhaps not the most lovingly parental way, but almost doubtlessly an effective one.

Legend has it, that if you stare into the fire and whisper his name 5 times... he will appear to you... ...and he will TEAR YOUR TOILET ROLL APART!