when

He'll find out exactly what I think of him... ...when he puts his hat on!

itz a bery speshul kind ob prezzie...

scuze me... do i watch you when you're sleeping in the sink?

ur az rood az an alpaca!

Time flies when you're having rum!

tekeela werkz 2.

The pot luck's officially over when Carl passes out in the pasta salad.

datz alwayz teh sine ob a gud partee.

...and when the kitteh woke up in his bed he discoverd his harbles were GONE!!!

Wake me when spring is sprung...

Wat is the elixir of life . . . when it's added to my whiskey!

Wen I read about teh dangers uv drinking, I gave up... burb ...reading

You're going to have to put a new roll on there sometime... and when you do, I'll be waiting!

Just when you thought it was safe to visit the panda sanctuary...

I hate when he goes to Home Depot drunk.

It moves when I close my eyes.

"When the joker who took my gavel gives it back--THAT'S when the meeting is adjourned, Marjorie!"

When Batman villains mate, it's never a pretty picture.

It was when Sandra saw the cat with the roll of duck tape that she began to worry about the dog

Try telling me "No, Kitty" when my particle accelerator is completed.