weapon

Double-barreled goatling gun.

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PROJECT OWLPROJECT OWL ACTIVATED TARGET: YOU

WAIT 'TIL YOU SEE HER DIVORCE LAWYER

Now about that bed time ....

It was Bob, on the patio, with the flatulence

ai wudnt eksaktlee call it teh perfikt cryme, tho.

Desperate times call for desperate measures.

"Aim for the stars," they said. "Aim for the head," I say.

Well, hello there, Mr. burglar. For your information: I have a loaded cat and I'm not afraid to use it.

When that rat comes for the cheese, I'll be ready for him.

Don't let your cat watch Simon's Cat!!!

Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my harbls. Prepare to die.

"Sheathe thy weapon, Hoomin... or I shall be forced to unsheathe ten of mine."

Colonel Mustard With the cheezburger In the den