weapon

Double-barreled goatling gun.

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Stand bak! Aiz got a cat an aiz nut afrayd tu use it

PROJECT OWLPROJECT OWL ACTIVATED TARGET: YOU

Watch out for this guy. He'll make YOUR FACE an endangered species.

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WAIT 'TIL YOU SEE HER DIVORCE LAWYER

Now about that bed time ....

It was Bob, on the patio, with the flatulence

ai wudnt eksaktlee call it teh perfikt cryme, tho.

Desperate times call for desperate measures.

"Aim for the stars," they said. "Aim for the head," I say.

FIRE AWAY AND HOPE IT'S NOT CHUCK TESTA AGAIN

Well, hello there, Mr. burglar. For your information: I have a loaded cat and I'm not afraid to use it.

When that rat comes for the cheese, I'll be ready for him.

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