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I WAS ONCE AN ADVENTURER BUT I COULD NEVER QUITE CATCH THAT RED DOT

2 b fayr, catchin dat dot iz a lot ob werk...

My name was Harvey Dent. But that life is gone now.

wayr iz batcat wen u needz him??

I was the first to like this post.

but ai duznt liek it az much as a skratchin post...

Man, I wish i was an astronaut....

Dear Santa, Wuz naugti but wuz wurf it. Srsly, Muffin

Wuz Top Uv Pyramid But Den I DROOLED

Evry bunny was Kung Fu fighting