unhappy

"Spay day," you said. "Fun and relaxing," you said. You suck.

That's the last time I play Strip Poker with the Vet!

Jenkins, it's been brought to my attention that you've been smiling in your cube. Am I to assume your workload is somewhat less than totally crushing?

goze ahed. taek da piktur. I ain happee. an I ain gonna smile.

Pic it up, mai butt. Iz cant eben roll de damn ting

MOM! Joey & Bobby erased my stripes again!

So, what you're telling me is that we're getting a cat. Super.

Out of all the ringtones in the world, why did you have to pick "Baby"?