Via Cat Catastrophes
I fownd owt wher teh smell is comming frum. Yu gots any katchup?
Om nom nom.
I mean, your cats will still destroy the roll, but it might require a little more effort... or something.
Say girl Lemme get somma doze green beens
Cudn't help butt(!) yoo doan't seem tew liek dem verry much.
What dog? The dog that we are suppose to "beware" of?Oh him, he is hiding under the porch.