ultimatum

Hand over the bottle or I'll let my outside friends in for a little visit.

u gotz teh milk, an ai wantz it.

You can either play Cat Stevens or you can play NOTHING!!

GEICO Buy our car insurance and nobody gets hurt.

So ai sez "eeder da kitteh goze or ai goze" She nits swedders fer da dam fing... shudda known ai wud looz

"GIB ME LIVER TREAT OR GIB ME DETH!!"

"Sheathe thy weapon, Hoomin... or I shall be forced to unsheathe ten of mine."

I dont do mornings so shut the Blinds or i'll bite u