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twitter thread about expensive cat vet visits | thumbnail includes one tweet 'Font - Julia Claire @ohJuliatweets Every time I go to the vet they say "That will be $400," and I say okay I will bankrupt myself again for my perfect small cat 6:28 PM - Aug 13, 2022 - Twitter for iPhone 1,072 Retweets 78 Quote Tweets 23K Likes'

Twitter Thread: Mega Expensive Vet Visits Suck But Our Purrfect Cats Are Worth Every Penny

Worth it.
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twitter thread about cats sitting in dishwashers | thumbnail includes a picture of a cat inside of a dishwasher and one tweet 'Cat - sévérienne l'autre @sixscosepoise He won't come out of the dishwasher ETT'

Apparently, Some Cats Have An Unexpectedly Weird Obsession With Dishwashers (Twitter Thread)

There are more of them than any of us expected.
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twitter thread with cat puns and animal puns | thumbnail includes one tweet 'Font - Cat Damon @CornOnTheGoblin ... [telling a joke to a classroom] what does a cowboy cat say? kindergartener: kitty up [about to say meowdy] meo- what the f ck did you just say 5:01 AM - Aug 11, 2022 - Twitter for Android 11.4K Retweets 126 Quote Tweets 112.8K Likes'

Twitter Thread: Kindergartener Outwits Teacher With Purrfect Cat Pun Plus Other Animal Puns

Rightfully stumped.
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14 cat tweets | thumbnail blue background tweet "vampire prince nina @NinaModaffari : normalize....asking your friend / family to visit only their pet...not e ven talk to them. just to visit their pet. ex-roommate? hey, I need to visit your cat. we were friends, and i need to pet them and kiss their toe beans. normalize this as a society. i am high 9:32 AM Jul 31, 2022. "

This Week's Most Supurrb Cat Tweets (August 4, 2022)

Feline goodness in Tweet form
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twitter thread about whether cats fart or not | thumbnail includes one tweet 'Font - Pyrrhica posts cats @memesiwish My bf just farted and blamed it on the cat. He insists it was Mister Moo Moo and that makes me realise...I've never heard a cat fart before. Does your cat fart? 5:00 PM - Jul 30, 2022 - Twitter for Android 567 Retweets 464 Quote Tweets 17.5K Likes'

Twitter Thread: Boyfriend Blames Cat For Farting, The Internet Passionately Debates The Impurrtant Issue

Do your cats fart?
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twitter thread about cats uplifting their humans | thumbnail includes one tweet 'Font - jon drake @DrakeGatsby ... Was having a pretty bad morning but then I went to pet my cat and she did a little hop to meet my hand halfway so it's all good now 4:42 PM - Jul 27, 2022 - Twitter for iPhone 3,719 Retweets 152 Quote Tweets 78.5K Likes'

Twitter Thread: Cats Being Useful Little Helpers And Uplifting Their Humans' Moods

Cat does anything - human immediately happy.
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twitter thread about a cat use a little box the wrong way and peeing outside of it | thumbnail includes a picture of a cat inside of a litter box but peeing outside of it and one tweet 'Output device - Dave @SpotTheLoon2010 So glad I bought that expensive, self-cleaning litter box. 1:57 AM - Jul 22, 2022. Twitter for Android 2,350 Retweets 164 Quote Tweets 15.7K Likes'

Twitter Thread: Buying An Expensive Self-Cleaning Litter Box For Cat Turns Out To Be Hissterically Useless

Should have known something like this would happen tbh.
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twitter thread about a dad building a cat bed out of an old TV | thumbnail includes a picture of a cat sitting in a handmade cat bed and one tweet 'Product - Audrey KS vote NO August 2nd * @biggestweiner My dad bought an old tv and gutted it to turn it into a cat bed ALT 10:27 PM - Jul 16, 2022 - Twitter for Android ALT ALT 47.7K Retweets 2,336 Quote Tweets 498.6K Likes'

Twitter Thread: Wholesome Dad Buys An Old TV And Turns It Into The Purrfect Cat Bed

Just an adorable dad being adorable.
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15 cat tweets | thumbnail blue background "ollie @bohemianuwus Dog owners be like this is Spike he's a purebred pedigree worth $13 000 and cat owners be like this is Lord Theodore Willis The Third he's orange and we found him in an alley"

Supurrb Cat Tweets We Found on CaTwitter

Purrfect tweets
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twitter thread about Larry the cat staying at Dawning Street after Boris Johnson resigns | thumbnail includes one tweet 'Font - Larry the Cat @Number10cat Time to clarify a few things: 1. I'm not "Boris Johnson's cat" 2. Like all Prime Ministers, he's only a temporary resident of Downing Street 3. I live here permanently. When he finally goes, I stay 4. Yes, it's all very embarrassing but it will be over soon 8:55 AM - Jul 7, 2022 - Twitter for iPhone 14K Retweets 724 Quote Tweets'

Larry The Cat Reassuringly Announces He Will Not Leave His Home After Boris Johnson's Departure (Twitter Thread)

Oh, thank goodness, we were worried.
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twitter thread about cats locking themselves in the bathroom | thumbnail includes one picture of two cats looking at the camera from behind a door and one tweet 'Font - misplaced comma or Julee Balko when I'm an author @misplacedcomma2 Our cats opened the bathroom cabinet drawer, thereby blocking the bathroom door from opening. I took this picture by sticking my phone under the door. Trying with a hanger to close the drawer so I can open the door. A dog would never do this.'

Twitter Thread: Criminal Cats Lock Humans Out Of The Bathroom And Madness Ensues

They knew what they were doing.
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12 cat tweets, humans offended cats licking themselves after pets | thumbnail meme 4 panel cat bieng petted and then grooming itself, tweet "memes i wish i could tag my cat in @memesiwish Does anyone else feel offended when this happens 3:49 PM Jul 6, 2022 Twitter for Android 17.6K Retweets 1,479 Quote Tweets 160.8K Likes"

Twitter Thread: Humans Getting Unreasonably Offended When Cats Groom Themselves After Being Pet

Silly humans
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10 tweets, student calls teacher feral cat | thumbnail  blue background tweet text "Me: So my husband -- First grader: You have a husband? Me: I do, the whole time you've known me. First grader: Oh. I always thought you were feral. Me: Er, do you mean 'single'? First grader: Whatever the word is that you use for stray cats"

Twitter Thread: First Grade Teacher Gets Mistaken For Feral Cat In Adorable Exchange With Student

Say what now
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12 cat tweets | thumbnail left drawing black cat by min zhan, thumbnail right cat with several phone cameras taking pictures "the price of beauty"

This Week's Most Supurrb Cat Tweets (July 8, 2022)

Fresh feline tweets
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12 sphynx tweets | thumbnail image of sphynx cat making bolognese with human woman, twitter "way to wake up on a Saturday is with a photo of a sphynx cat cooking Bolognese."

Sphynx Tweets: Fabulously Hairless Cats Take Over The Twittersphere

Hairless and fabulous
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12 cat tweets | thumbnail left cat with shaved boots paws, thumbnail right cat hugging human hand affectionate

12 Supurrb Cat Tweets For A Caterrific Sunday

Feline goodness in Tweet form
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