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twitter thread about a waitress asking a woman if she ever taught her about dinosaur poop | thumbnail includes one tweet 'Font - Dr Susannah Lydon ... @susieoftraken So last night we went to eat at a pub, and the young woman serving us said to me "Can I ask you a weird question?". The only answer you can ever give to that question is "Of course..." "Did you come to my school when I was little and show me dinosaur poo?" 1/3 1:50 PM · Apr 9, 2022 - Twitter'

Twitter Thread: Woman Recognizes Old Teacher From Lesson About Fossils And Wholesomeness Ensues

Mariel Ruvinsky

22 animal memes and tweets | thumbnail left open carry concealed carry, porcuipine and skunk, thumbnail left cat tweet "bimbo genius @littlemotel Most of u know cheddar has medical issues and tears thru his bandages. pet clothes r expensive so I made him a flannel out of an old sleeve 12:04 PM May 12, 2017 141K 517 1 Share this Tweet"

Mid-Week Animal Memes And Tweets For The Soul

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27 dog memes and tweets | thumbnail left dog with snow as buck teeth snapchat "My dog put his face in the snow, when he lifted his head the snow and some grass made it look like he had buck teeth nes" thumbnail right dogs sitting on lawn chairs tweet

Dandy Good Doggo Meme Dumperoo Featuring Very Good Bois And Gals

viral tweets about a funny cat that looks perpetually shocked | thumbnail includes two pictures of a cat with huge wide eyes and one tweet 'Cat - jinx @bigfootjinx ... every single morning i wake up to jinx sitting on my pillow staring into my soul READING'

Perpetually Spooked Cat Who Looks Like A 'Stuffed Animal' Goes Mega Viral On Twitter

Mariel Ruvinsky

11 cat tweets | thumbnail cat sitting on guy's head, "he's got his thinking cat on"

This Week's Most Supurrb Cat Tweets (April 8, 2022)

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twitter thread about hermit crabs exchanging shells | thumbnail includes one tweet 'Font - sloane (sîpihkopiyesîs) @cottoncandaddy I just learned that if a hermit crab finds a new shell that is too big it will wait for other hermit crabs who need new shells to gather and then they will organize themselves by size and trade shells and I am pissed that the crabs have a better housing market than we do 6:34 AM Apr 3, 2022 - Twitter for iPhone 45.2K Retweets 838 Quote Tweets 384K Likes'

Twitter Thread: Hermit Crabs Organizing Themselves Based On Size And Trading Shells

Mariel Ruvinsky

twitter thread about people wanting to adopt kittens before they are ready to be adopted | thumbnail includes one tweet 'Font - Elle Em @elle em People: I would like to adopt a kitten Me: ok well they will be available in like six weeks People: no I want one now Me: they're still bottle-feeding People: ok but they're small and cute now Me: they will be small and cute in six weeks People: no they will be old Me: 12:49 PM - Mar 31, 2022 - Twitter Web App 929 Retweets 128 Quote Tweets 29.4K Likes'

Explaining Why It's Important To Adopt Kittens Only When They Are Ready: Twitter Thread

Mariel Ruvinsky

12 dog tweets thread, dog takes own poop bag to trash | thumbnail blue background tweet text "At the dog park this morning, a woman picked up her dog's poop, tied it, and handed it to her dog. Then THE DOG TOOK THE POOP BAG AND RAN UP THE HILL TO A TRASH CAN. The dog missed the can, so the woman called out “fix it" and THE DOG PICKED IT UP AND PUT IT IN THE CAN"

Smart Doggo Throws Away His Own Poop Baggy, Dog-Owning Twitter Users React In Awe: Twitter Thread

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12 dog tweets | thumbnail image of small dog with huge ears "WeRateDogs® @dog_rates We only rate dogs. This is a mythical wizard. Clearly full of infinite wisdom, but please only send dogs. Thank you... 14/10 Tack för att du visar hänsyni 10:49 PM · Mar 28, 2022 · Twitter for iPhone 6,533 Retweets 409 Quote Tweets 113.9K Likes"

12 Of The Bestest Most Rufferific Doggo Tweets

twitter thread about someone encountering a scary-looking animal and not knowing what it is | thumbnail includes a picture of an unknown animal and one tweet 'Plant - Blizz ... @Blizzjuuheardd Boy what the fuck is this shit I'm getting out of tampa bro'

Person Photographs Strange Animal And Freaks Out, Twitter Tries To Figure Out What TF It Is (Viral Tweets)

Mariel Ruvinsky

twitter thread about the the biggest animal in the world the Hatzegopteryx | thumbnail includes one drawing of a man next to a Hatzegopteryx and one tweet 'Organism - Andy Riley O @AndyRileyish the scariest animal that ever lived is not T-Rex or Velociraptor. It's this. The mouth alone is longer than your body. Apex predator. And it flew. May i introduce you to Hatzegopteryx. HATZEGOPTERYX Fanx: Anma TeMroRA RAN Lan Camc Macama taca) Eamamn wr o-( as-ar 4:56 PM - Mar 27, 2022 · Twitter'

Twitter Thread Discovering An Animal Whose Mouth Is Longer Than A Whole Human: Viral Tweets

Mariel Ruvinsky

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12 tweets of cats in weird position | thumbnail image of cat standing sideways on wooden chair tweet "yams @wedoreally cat sitting for a friend today... is this normal?? 7:08 PM · Mar 24, 2022 · Twitter for iPhone 43.6K Retweets 1,796 Quote Tweets 462.7K Likes"

Twitter Thread: Weirdo Cats Flaunting Their Feline Energy In Strange Positions

twitter thread about cats being affectionate to their humans | thumbnail includes one tweet 'Font - johannes (yo-han-ehz) / semi-professional cuntboy @JohannesTEvans it's so funny that people think of cats as distant and aloof when frequently cats are just as obsessed with the people they live with as the people are with them and it's so GOOD 8:49 PM · Mar 22, 2022 - Twitter for Android 10.2K Retweets 1,797 Quote Tweets 93.1K Likes'

Actually, Cats Are Not Aloof, They Are Obsessed With Their Humans: Twitter Thread

Mariel Ruvinsky

twitter thread about a restaurant making pizzas for dogs | thumbnail includes two photos of a dog eating pizza and one tweet 'Food - Genie Espinosa @geniespinosa I just found a new pizza place that ALSO do pizzas for dogs (giving benefits to a charity) SO THIS HAPPENED: 11:03 PM - Mar 26, 2022 - Twitter for iPhone 11.9K Retweets 872 Quote Tweets 85.5K Likes'

Discovering A Restaurant That Makes Pizzas For Dogs For Charity (Twitter Thread)

Mariel Ruvinsky

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10 cat tweets cat's in shadows batman, thumbnail image of cat with shadow that looks like batman sideby side, tweet text "T. O. Burnett @AuthorTOBurnett I'm sure the cat did this on purpose. 3:01 AM · Mar 23, 2022 · Twitter for iPhone 134.3K Retweets 6,057 Quote Tweets 929.4K Likes"

Twitter Thread: Mighty Cats Working Their Angles To Create Batman Shadows

13 animal tweets | thumbnail blue background, tweet text "Lauren Hough @laurenthehough ... Cop hanging out in the parking lot asked my dog if he's a good boy and I said don't answer that baby, we'll get you a lawyer. The cop doesn't think l'm funny but his girlfriend(?) wife(?) does and I think Woody learned a valuable lesson "

Weekly Treat: Funniest And Overall Best Animal Tweets

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21 Feel-Good Feline Funnies for Your Morning Mood Booster

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Husband demands that his wife get rid of the cats they've had for years because suddenly, they're "bothering him", warning that he'll leave her and their 2 children if she doesn't: 'He says I don't respect him [and am] "challenging him"'

Husband demands that his wife get rid of the cats they've had for years because suddenly, they're "bothering him", warning that he'll leave her and their 2 children if she doesn't: 'He says I don't respect him [and am] "challenging him"'

23 Purring Perfect Cat Memes Creating a Chill Caturday Vibe

23 Purring Perfect Cat Memes Creating a Chill Caturday Vibe

Meow You See Me, Meow You Don't: 22 Fluffy Furtive Felines Playing Purrfect Peekaboo

Meow You See Me, Meow You Don't: 22 Fluffy Furtive Felines Playing Purrfect Peekaboo

Person's 15-year-old microchipped cat starts going missing for days at a time, they find out he has been "adopted" by a neighbor, who refuses to back down and asks to "share" the feline instead: 'She’s clearly trapping him indoors'

Person's 15-year-old microchipped cat starts going missing for days at a time, they find out he has been "adopted" by a neighbor, who refuses to back down and asks to "share" the feline instead: 'She’s clearly trapping him indoors'

First-time foster pawrent takes in three tiny kittens and accidentally unlocks a pasta-themed feline cuteness overload: ‘Every day is chaos and I love it’

First-time foster pawrent takes in three tiny kittens and accidentally unlocks a pasta-themed feline cuteness overload: ‘Every day is chaos and I love it’

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