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Wholesome And Silly Short Cat Stories And Threads

Oh cats, there is nothing in the world that we love more than we love you guys. The ridiculousness, the hilarity, the wholesomeness - all in one little fluffy package. Stories of their shenanigans and stories of their affection are ones that we love equally, because so long as a story has a cat in it, that story is worth a read. 

And the short stories and threads in this collection are ones definitely worth a read. It's a collection of hilarity and wholesomeness - all starring kitties, and we hope you love it just as much as we love cats. 

collection of short stories tweets and tumblr posts about cats thumbnail includes two posts including a cat lying on a guy's chest 'Cat - My cat learned that the alarm sound means I wake up, and she snuggles on my chest right after. I've been setting my alarm 30 m' and a cat sniffing a can opener 'Cat - I'm Bombadil, and whenever I hear a can being opened I run from whatever room I'm in and beg for tuna. Even if it's not tuna, 'l only stop crying after smelling the can opener... just to be sure'
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Tumblr Thread: The Dachshund Family Curse

There is... something about dachshunds that is different than other dogs... Even though they're so little, they are just... so dang intimidating. We can't help it, when we walk past them on the streets, we always have to take a moment and move away - can't risk the wrath of a dachshund. 

But, unfortunately for this tumblr user, it's family must have wronged a dachshund at some point in their lives, because now they are cursed. The father has been bitten and left scarred, the girl is being followed by a dachshund in school. This curse is real, and it is terrifying. ...It's also kind of hilarious though. 

tumblr thread about a family cursed by a dachshund thumbnail includes a picture of a tiny dachshund 'Rectangle - unpretty Follow inARL i was walking to class and turned a corner and stopped in my tracks because there was a dachshund and i did not know how to respond Rectangle - unpretty Follow it only just occurred to me that this post is way funnier if you know that my dad has had a scar on his face since before i was born, left there by a dachshund attack'
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Tumblr Thread: Cat That Adores Cuddles

We don't know if you've heard, but there is this rumor about cats not liking cuddles and not being affectionate. We know, how ridiculous is that. Clearly, anyone who knows anything at all about cats knows that if you have earned their love and affection, they will give it back to you tenfold and more. 


Cats are so affectionate. You just have to allow them to be affectionate with you on their own terms. It may take some time for it to happen, but eventually, if you are nice and respectful enough, it will. And maybe your cat will end up as cuddly and loving as this one. 

tumblr thread about a cat who loves cuddling.
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Tumblr Thread: Cats' Adorable Reactions To Meeting Baby Human

One can never help but worry what their pet's reaction is going to be when bringing an itty bitty newborn human home. We want them to be best friends, we want them to love each other, but for the pet, this milk-smelling mini human is even stranger than us large humans. And the whole thing is even more worrisome for someone who has more than one pet.

For Tumblr user dedalvs, for a moment, it looked like the worst was going to happen. After one of her cats very curiously came up to her baby and sniffed it, the baby started wailing, and the cat was petrified. Thankfully, his sibling cat was there to put him in his place. 

tumblr thread about two cats' reactions to meeting a baby human thumbnail includes two pictures including a cat sniffing a baby and a cat terrified by a baby 'Font - Pretty soon, though, the baby started crying. Wailing. Roman was utterly terrified by this.'
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Tumblr Thread: Psychic Cat Always Knows When Human Gets Ice Cream

All cats eventually learn what some things mean. Some are smarter than others, of course, and will understand more than most. But most of them will know when you're getting up to get them food, they'll understand the sound of a wet food can opening... they'll learn. Some of them though, shock us with their abilities, and the cat of glumshoe on tumblr, did exactly that.

It seems that this little semi omnicient god-tier goblin knows exactly when her human is about to get ice cream. It's only like that with ice cream. And it seems that all it takes are some "ice cream thoughts" from her human for her to come running. 

tumblr thread about a cat who always knows when her human is going to get ice cream thumbnail includes one tumblr post 'Font - glumshoe Follow My cat has ice cream prescience. I don't know how she does it. I don't know how she reads my intent so clearly. When I walk to the kitchen to get a popsicle or thaw a slice of banana bread or warm up some mango slices, she doesn't care. She stays on her chair and waits patiently. But when I walk to the kitchen to scoop myself a bowl of ice cream'
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Tumblr Thread: Dog Licks Mute Button Whenever She Wants Attention

Every animal has a personality. Every animal has it's funny little strange quirks. Some of them do these strange things just because they're jerks and wanna be annoying (not that that makes us love them any less), and some do it because of something that happened in their past that is still affecting their behavior now. 

Such is the story of Harley - the famous tumblr rescue dog who was once abused and mistreated and now lives in her forever home and licks the mute button whenever the music on her human's computer gets more attention than her. She's lovely - happy as she is now and with every strange little quirk she has. 

tumblr thread about a dog who licks the mute button whenever she wants to be petted thumbnail includes a picture of a dog licking a laptop's keyboard 'Font - racingbarakarts Follow If my dog wants my attention, she quickly licks my mute button on my laptop so my music will shut off and i will pet her'
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Tumblr Thread: Cursed But Real Medieval Beekeeper Garb

You must have wondered how people in the past handled things for which we have technology today. A washing machine? Well, we've seen pics how people washed clothes in the river? Cellphones? Well, there were phone booths, and way before that, there were... letters. But have you ever thought about how beekeepers used to handle their bees before they got their fancy outfits?

Apparently, tumblr users have indeed wondered about it, and the answer is they handled them with baskets on their faces. And after reading this, we want to say thank you to tumblr for both informing us of cool facts and mildly scaring us and giving us nightmares. 

tumblr thread about medieval beekeepers thumbnail includes two pictures of medieval beekeepers 'Human body - plaguedoctormemes Follow Also i dont know if you guys have ever seen medieval beekeeper garb, but:'
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Tumblr Thread: Albatrosses And Their Muppet-Looking Baby

Some birds out there are so beautiful it's hard to believe sometimes. They just... look magical. They have magical personalities and interesting stories. You would never expect so much personality from a bird, though maybe their beauty should be an indicator of their depth. Other times though... birds are so derpy it hurts. And the baby of these two perfect-looking albatrosses is as derpy as it gets. 

Tumblr, of course, saw this picture and took its hilarity to a whole other level with its ridiculous commentary and art. Now, we of course think that albatrosses are amazing, but we can only be grateful for the pure 'ugly albatross-ling' entertainment they provided. 

tumblr thread about perfect-looking albatross and their funny baby thumbnail includes a pictures of 2 albatrosses and a baby albatross 'Bird - wittyandcharming Follow THESE PARENT BIRDS ARE SO BEAUTIFUL LIKE BIRDY DRAG QUEENS WITH FLAWLESS EYELINER AND THE BABY LOOKS LIKE AN UNFINISHED MUPPET AND I'M DEAD.'
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Tumblr Thread: Prompt About A Woman And The Cat With A Key Around Its Neck

Warning: you're about to enter into an adventure full of unexpected plot twists and hilarity like only tumblr can provide. When a story prompt about the most wanted woman in town decided to marry only the person who can open the door to her house with the key around her cat's neck went viral on tumblr, we didn't think much of it.

But boy oh boy were we wrong, because - as tumblr does - it took this story and turned into one of the most simultaneously hilarious and heartwarming story of love, overcoming difficulties, and cats. Never forget the cat.

tumblr thread about a story of a women choosing to marry the one who can catch her cat thumbnail includes one tumblr post 'Font - keuhkopussirotta Follow Story idea: The most wanted woman in town has announced that she'll only marry the one who can open her front door with the key around her cat's neck. Many men try to hunt the cat down, chase and trap it, but to no avail, the cat is simply too quick, smart and clever, and always finds a way to evade and avoid them.'
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Silly And Funny Tumblr Posts About Animals

Tumblr, over the years, has truly had its moments. Some posts with over a million notes - likes, reblogs - have gone so viral, it seems almost impossible. Today, we've decided to treat you to some of the tumblr classics - those big, iconic posts about animals, some of which people still remember to this day, including us. And some of these, we've never seen before, and were caught so off guard by, it made us burst into laughter.

All of them are hilarious in their own right, and we can definitely see why they got as popular as they did. Be prepared for the kind of laughs that might make your belly hurt, and don't say we didn't warn you. 

collection of funny tumblr posts and threads about animals thumbnail includes a picture of a tiger with the captions 'FACT OF THE DAY: zebras' stripes are not always black and white. sometimes they are black and orange' and 'this is a giraffe' 'Tiger - officialunitedstates FACT OF THE DAY: zebras' stripes are not always black and white. sometimes they are black and orange throwing-lego this is a giraffe Source: officialunitedstates 1,056,997 notes'
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Tumblr Thread: Cats Stopping At Nothing To Get Sweets

If you own a cat, then you know that no matter how lazy, no matter how polite, your kitty will have moments of absolute madness sometimes. It makes sense. They still all day every day, sometimes, it seems that they just need to expel some energy. Now, that might come in the form of zoomies in the middle of the night or, perhaps, it'll come in the form of them being the encapsulation of chaos and trying to eat your cake. 

Literally though. This utter-cat-madness tumblr thread as taught us that some cats will go absolutely nuts for anything sweet and will stop at nothing to get it. So, watch your little feline, make sure to hide anything dangerous they might eat, and make them a nice fish-cake sometimes for not pushing your mug of your table that one time

tumblr thread about cats going nuts for sweets thumbnail includes two pictures of a cat with its face covered in frosting 'Font - newgoofbootin Follow this photo set gets me every single time. The absolute chaotic narrative of if all. The feral expression of sheer blissful abandon. How much did they already EAT to get so much gooey crumb mess on their face. What even is the PHYSIQUE of this cat?? Spindly slenderman of a creature must, can, and WILL have pink frosting at all costs'
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Informative Tumblr Thread About How Huge Wolves Actually Are

You know how you're in love with dogs? And by extent, any dog-looking this is also something that you want to pet? Yeah, we love wolves too, but... how big and dangerous are wolves actually? Because as far as we see, wolves are super affectionate, and they're the biggest goofballs, and yes, to us, they are basically dogs. 

Well, tumblr is about to give you a reality check by showing you just how big wolves are... But if you're anything like us, them being totally dangerous, enormous, and not always dog-like in behavior is... not going to stop you even slightly from wanting to cuddle them.

tumblr thread about how big wolves are thumbnail includes a picture of a dog and a wolf 'Human body - shrewreadings Follow I love how wolves & humans - so disparately sized - looked at each other and said, 'Huh. That looks friend-shaped.' 140,914 notes'
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Tumblr Dives Into European Folklore About Evil Whales (Thread)

Whale, whale, whale, if it isn't another thread viral animal thread... we love those! It all started with a viral tweet from Twitter user Mx. Leah Velleman, in which they brought up the fact that Europeans avoid using the word "bear" in fear of summoning them. Instead, they call them "brown one" or "honey-eater." Pretty interesting right? And we thought we were superstitious!

Turns out, there's an even more wild European theory about evil whales, from Iceland. If this isn't already fascinating to you, we're not quite sure how to help you because, friends, this is about as cool as it gets. Get yourself ready to go deep diving into the depths of the unknown

iceland folklore about evil whales - thumbnail of text "Icelandic folklore requires you avoid saying the names of evil whales, otherwise you'll draw their attention. fidoruh Yall have evil whales?"
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Tumblr Thread: Lazy Stack-able Cats

It is a known fact that cats are lazy. No surprise to anyone there. But just how lazy are cats really? Well, tumblr decided to find out, and apparently, the answer is: you can stack approximately 20 power rangers onto a cat, and it will not even budge. 27 toddler socks also works as well as "many" oranges

Our theory is that cats think that if they simply don't react - not even a single flinch - then we suddenly won't see that they're there and leave them alone. But hey, as much as we love these little felines, cats are mildly annoying sometimes, so we get to mildly annoy them too occasionally. Don't worry though, a snack is in order after this weird experiment. 

tumblr thread about stacking things on super lazy cats thumbnail includes a picture of a cat with socks on it 'Asphalt - humantested-turingapproved Follow In case anyone is curious, you can put 27 toddler socks on a lazy cat and she won't move.' and another of a cat with a stack of ski caps on it 'Dog - mostlycatsmostly 23 ski caps and didn't budge'
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Informative Guide To Adopting A Cat (Tumblr Thread)

If you're anything like I was before I adopted a cat, you know three things: you loves cats, you want a cat, and you don't know the first thing about taking care of them. That shouldn't stop you from adopting a cat, not if you want to give it love and cuddles and the best life it can have.

Of course, you can always go on the internet and look for information about raising cats, that's what I did, but the information is scattered, and it can be hard to filter through what you really need to know and what you don't. Thankfully, carnegiemuseumnaturalhistory on tumblr decided to collect all the information that you need and put it in one place, creating the ultimate guide to cat adoption that will answer most, if not all, of your questions and make the process of getting a cat a much less scary one.

a tumblr thread guide about adopting cats thumbnail includes a picture of a sleeping kitten 'Font - Cat Adoption Guide Adding a new feline friend to your household is a process that can be both exciting and scary, especially for first-time cat owners and even the cats themselves. With so many things to consider, it can feel as though a million things could go wrong. Thankfully, there are many things you can do to make the transition as smooth as possible!'
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Tumblr Thread: Cats Confused By Bird Videos

If you've never tried to make your cat play with bird/fish videos on your laptop, now is the time. They might not care, or maybe they'll just care for a little while, but for the time that they do care, it'll be the funniest thing you've seen your cat do in a while. No, silly kitty, you can't catch the bird on the screen, but it's sure as heck funny to watch how confused you are. 

And goodness, you better hope that they don't accidentally pause the video as they're watching, because the confusion is only going to intensify. Actually, never mind that, pause the video for them and laugh some more. And laugh at this tumblr thread that gives us the best of cats birdwatching on computers while you're at it. 

tumblr thread about cats being confused by watching bird videos thumbnail includes two pictures of a black cat watching a laptop screen including one where the cat is super surprised 'Rectangle - muckkles Follow i pulled up this video on youtube that was like 8 hours of birds for cats to watch and i sat my cat in front of it and i didnt think shed be interested cuz she never watches tv or anything but she is Hypnotized Cat - she accidentally paused the video 101-1-'
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