TOWELCAT Nobody will suspect a thing...
Hi Dad! Mom sed I cud sleep on yor syde tonite! I got Measlmumpflu! I contagus!
no, ai am totally serweus, dad!
WUT? I GOT SENSITIBE SKIN!
oh wittle goggie, u bettur b karful!
ALL RISE FOR THE JUDGE
Noms for the poor. Noms for the poor.