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Here to take a dump? Toilet jokes, memes ,and everything in between will provide you with hours of mirth while you snicker behind your hand. So whether your humor is already as dirty as the flush handle, or you're looking to expand outwards, this hilarious toilet humor will have you chuckling in no time.

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Meowmoirs: November 6, 2020 The Bathroom

Having conquered the house, Earnie talks about the strangest room he's found - the bathroom. 'The chamber of water' as he calls it, or, even more accurately, 'the torture chamber', where there are three terrifying watery devices, including the toiler, the sink, and the worst one of course, the bathtub. 

Meowmoirs: the fifth entry of Earnie's diary, and with power, comes the responsibility of protecting the humans from accidentally drowning in all the watery devices. 

Read about his experiences with the chamber and his decision to watch the humans in the bathroom whenever they go in there - every single time. He must protect them. After all, how would they survive without him? 

Last week's entry about the quest to the wet food cabinet is right here!

the fifth entry of meowmoirs diary of a cat about the bathroom from the perspective of a cat thumbnail includes a picture of a cat in a sink with the name of the entry and a quote from it 'Cat - Meowmoirs: The bathroom November 6, 2020 "Yes. They sit on the water bowl... Every single time they CANHAS CHEEZ RCER go into 'the chamber of water', I must join."'
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How To Prevent Your Cat From Drinking Toilet Water

When it comes to strange pet behaviors, drinking out of the toilet may very well be at the top of the list. Oddly enough, some of the reasons for a pet drinking out of the toilet are rather sensible—at least on the surface. Dr. Jennifer Coates, a veterinary advisor with petMD, puts it this way, "When was the last time you dumped and scrubbed your pet's water bowl? If you can't remember, chances are the water in the toilet is more appetizing than what's available in the water bowl!"

The fact that your toilet is running (complete with sounds of flowing water) may very well speak to the primal nature of your pet to seek out running water in the wild. According to Coates, running water tends to be a healthier choice than stagnant water in a natural setting. "Perhaps some of our pets have an instinctive pull towards running water and that's why they're attracted to water that 'moves' in our homes," she says.
Coates has another hypothesis: "It could be that some pets prefer the relative solitude of the bathroom. If their water bowl is in the middle of a chaotic home, they might not feel comfortable settling down to drink at that location," she says.

So how can you cat-proof your toilet? Here are a few tips from Wiki-How.

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What is the ultimate ideal cat? A cat that uses the toilet, of course! Luckily, Stanley the cat has got that impressive trick nailed down -- now to work on conversing that toilet paper! 

Regardless, we are very impressed with Stanley! 

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It's Caturday! The purr-fect day for some DIY!  Just make sure your female cat doesn't enter the boy's door:) 

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