thoughts

Ai swares, Da lamp jumped! It was depwessed wif its dark thawts.

alsew, it wuz bery uglee.

THEY SAY I'M TOO TINY FOR MY EVIL THOUGHTS. BUT I'LL GROW INTO THEM ONE DAY!

jus u wayt an see!

He'll find out exactly what I think of him... ...when he puts his hat on!

itz a bery speshul kind ob prezzie...

mi mind to ur mind ur fots to mi fots ur toona bref to mi toona bref

Ai liekz 2 find teh most inconveenyent plase, n den I liekz 2 sit dere.

Sometimes I think the world has gone completely mad. And then I think, "Aw, who cares?" And then I think, "Hey, what's for supper?"

Dese r berry deep thawtz!

Just sittin... an pondrin... Ders so muhc to pondr.