this

THIS is the RING that rules them ALL!

Is this real life?

Mom iz dis teh Stargate ?

At least this year I get to be something scary!

this is why the label says dry clean only

Nop, dis dont taste leik mine either

Really? THIS is my Halloween costume?

THIS IZ ME NOT GIVING A DAMN

dis not r trap, swayrz

So there was this guy! He did a thing! No, I start over. Okay.

Now tis is wut i call a litter box!

This is an inadequate substitute for COFFEE.

I'll take my breakfast in bed at 8:00. And make sure my orange juice is fresh squeezed this time.

This. This right here is why your species will die out.

Fifty Bucks and All This is Yours!