theory

Stephen hawking should take lessons on string theory from me. I understand it better than anyone else.

Ai cud teech u lawts ob things about physicks.

-Have you tested this theory? --I find it wurks well enuf to git mi frum wun planet tu anothur

I don't believe in gravity.

I tested your string theory. It does not apply to yarn.

Damnit! This ruins my theory that they are the same person.

(Jude Law, Ewan McGregor)