terrier

Hey Mum! Look Mum! Mum? You looking? I ar' Dansin

dis mai faborite song!

I regret NOTHING!!

officecat

"Greetings! This is canine..."

we wer told dere wud be popkornz

we need uder snackz, 2 aifinkso!

Dis lil puppeh needs ur help wif a capshun!

Heer wi come tu save teh day!

and ai shall helps you!

Of course that character isn't based on you you aren't interesting enough.

where shud ai put in da plot twistz?

No. I shan't read you the "funnies".

da glasses don't halpz.

I wish I may, I wish I might have the noms I smell tonite

u meen dees noms?

Srsly, guys. U knows Ai am waaaay bettur den dis silly wedding! Pay moar attenshuns 2 meh!

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I want a new one... She's got cooties.

u can has da pick ob teh littur!

Baybee, I wuz borne dis wai

yup! me 2!

Chaos, panic, pandemonium - my work here is done.

ai knows whut u mean!