telling

I'm telling all my friends about how I caught this bear after a huge fight.

Your Ass looks huge in those jeans. that one was on the house.

AND THEN THE WOLF ATE RED RIDING HOOD AND HE AND GRANDMOTHER LIVED HAPPILY EVER AFTER.

Try telling me "No, Kitty" when my particle accelerator is completed.

An den, dey gabe me a baf.... it wuz awful. snif.

He said my fud was "just right" and went to sleep in my bed!