Robert is a cat living on an allotment site (community garden) in Birmingham UK. He thinks his human does not understand cats so he's trying to help her. Fo more of his brilliant tweets, visit his twitter page.
teaching
Really Girls! It's not that complicated. When we get to the cow part, all you gotta say is "MooMoo: Dat's it! Alright, we start Old MacDonald's Farm all over again.You can do it! Ready?
dis widdle guy kinda got teh idea.
Watch and learn, my friends!!
That's it, kid. Follow my lead. Right foot, left foot...
When uz bury da ebedence son, u hafta bury ALL de ebedence!
I'll be your tudor.... So what's this math your talking about?
Now, what do you say if he wants mustard on his sandwich?
