MEATLOAF Again?
These words you shout, "OFF" and "TABLE," what do they mean?
Fur ball in the corner pocket
I'm sendin out mai sexy vibe... U pikken up on dat obr der?
ai waxed da tabul fur u! Now, u kin slides da fudz rite to mah mouf! wutcha finks?
Did u awl wash yer paws furst?
Don wurry, Pug! Dinner iz on its wai!
OMG! Really people? The dining table? Here's a thought: how about restricting your little freak show to the bedroom?