Great X-ray, or greatest X-ray?
superior
Surprise me. Say something intelligent.
I findz u meer mortuls insulting to mah magnifisenz.
I'll snuggle here and you go to work to make money to buy me cheezburgers, nip and gushy food and I'll let you believe your the higher species.
Ai haz a soopeerioritee.
Yur boss came in an gave me a look but I kept my hed down an kept workin. I finished da Benson account, gotted it approved, rote da specs for da new software yu need, got it approved, talked da Fridgit Company into buyin 350 ov owr new product an fnished up that paper yu were writing for da Grabble proposal. Den I went to lunch.
By Unknown
Sorry, goggies of the world, but your shake-to-dry methods have ultimately been outclassed by those of the elephant.
Via Ric
I don't want to seem disparaging to your regular average porcupine baby, but I've gotta say... the coendou's trademark tail really gives them an edge in the squeeness department!
Via Bunny Food
I mean, sure, that's a great story and whatever, and the rhyme scheme is pretty fabulous as well... but COME ON! There's no way that vulpine character is even half as chic as me! I rock socks like Beyoncé rocks heels! ... and also my feet get cold at night sometimes and so they are nice because they help me keep warm. But also they are stylish just like me and that's really why I wear them!
After rejecting the humans as a viable source of knowledge, the aliens decided to opt for a much more intelligent life form...
