Via Pusheen
Have you always wanted to speak cat, but you're afraid it'll be a catastrophe?
Worry no longer! Pusheen is here to help you get over your fear of learning the ancient language of the cat!
Cat language can save your life. For example, say you're given this situation below:
Cat: lays on back
Us: Oh, you want a belly rub?
Cat: so you have chosen... d e a t h
You see what we mean? You can prevent your own death thanks to Pusheen.
