socks

Well, YOU were wearing MY collar, ya little emo, so I figgered, 'what the hey?'

at leest he didnt try 2 eated dem.

It's a pair of socks, isn't it?

Ai. Haet. Socks.

B**ches Love foot gloves

harlsmagee says: "I thought putting socks on Baxter would be cute. He did not agree!"

D'awwww... I'd feel kinda bad for poor Baxter here, if his pouty face wasn't so gosh darn adorable!

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I mean, sure, that's a great story and whatever, and the rhyme scheme is pretty fabulous as well... but COME ON! There's no way that vulpine character is even half as chic as me! I rock socks like Beyoncé rocks heels! ... and also my feet get cold at night sometimes and so they are nice because they help me keep warm. But also they are stylish just like me and that's really why I wear them!

i went to the bathroom with my socks on and the floor was wet now my socks are wet...

I will be taking one sock from your matched pairs per day... Until you take me off of this "diet" ... capiche?

tiem 2 get srs bout dis diet! socks kan b replaced!

This. This right here is why your species will die out.

COMRADES!

Sorry, fella, but Mama said never trust a man who wears white socks and sandals with his pink tutu.