shredded

I not naughty, you just left it out and I was hungry.

I fink u mait b a bad goggie...

Grapes of Wrath, drapes of wrath, what the hell's the difference?

ai stil prefurz teh blinds ob bad kitteh.

Well on the bright side It looks better now.

u can fank meh laytur.

1) make todo list 2) Attack todo list 3) Done

What? Oh, that. I dunno.

it made thretts seemd srs

Ghost Costume Ur doin' it nawt-kwite-rite.

Mebbe u shud try sumfing moar orijinal?

Roll of shredded toilet paper: $0.89 Beggin Strips "bait" planted in bathroom: $1.29 Goggie gettin blamed: Priceless Don't laff... do NOT laff...

Bad book! Bad! Bad! Bad!

Sidney admires his new blankie and fondly remembers the fun he had shredding the curtains that went into making it

Nao dat teh goggie haz bin sent awai, ai admitz eet waz meh.