seriously

You can afford lobster... but still have 1950s linoleum?

Bandit took his name so seriously that he joined the local gang of garbage thieves.

You're just going watch while I get freaking abducted?

Dude, come on. It's like five in the morning

I'm a pwofessional gwump. I take my job vewy sewious.

ai heer dat jawb offurz a grayt retiremint pakkaj!

DUDE SEIROUSLY, NOW?

SERIOUSLY BRO THROW ANOTHER ONE

Aifink hez tawkin 2 u, Mr. Prezidentz.

Srs dog is quite srs. Srsly.

u iz moar srs dan ur friend...

See Moar Movin Pitchers at Senor Gif!

Dear Santa, Wuz naugti but wuz wurf it. Srsly, Muffin

SRSLY GUYZ GUYS. SRSLY

dis iz no laughing mattur!

Come into the woods... deep into the woods.... and bring noms. Seriously. We have Wi-Fi, and cappuccinos.

Nope, just a door. Not a portal to an eternal basement of brimstone and blackness. Seriously! Go on thru and find out!

Srsly. When have I ever smiled like that?

Mai teh blessinz of teh Ceiling Cat be apwn yu, srsly. srsly srsly srsly srsly srsly srsly srsly vry srsly

i fink i iz gonna sneeze Yep! here it comes. iz feels it Haa!! Ha!! Ha!! Iz fooled ya No! Iz weally fink iz gonna sneeze dis time