seriously

You can afford lobster... but still have 1950s linoleum?

Bandit took his name so seriously that he joined the local gang of garbage thieves.

You're just going watch while I get freaking abducted?

Dude, come on. It's like five in the morning

I'm a pwofessional gwump. I take my job vewy sewious.

ai heer dat jawb offurz a grayt retiremint pakkaj!

DUDE SEIROUSLY, NOW?

SERIOUSLY BRO THROW ANOTHER ONE

Aifink hez tawkin 2 u, Mr. Prezidentz.

Srs dog is quite srs. Srsly.

u iz moar srs dan ur friend...