Scratches at door while you bathe Leaves when let in
scumbags
Oh, you wanted to use the computer? Excuse me while I sit on the keyboard.
Buries car keys Doesn't bury poop
Comes up for affection Takes a swipe
Follows you into the bathroom, scratches frantically on the door while you are sitting on the toilet.
"Dont worry baby, I'm neutered." Has 8 new kittens 2 months later.
