Oh, you wanted to use the computer? Excuse me while I sit on the keyboard.
Oh, you wanted to use the computer? Excuse me while I sit on the keyboard.
Buries car keys Doesn't bury poop
Oh You're Sleeping? I Better Jump On You To Check You're Alive
Comes up for affection Takes a swipe
Doesn't want you to stroke him all day. Meows constantly when you go for a bath.
Follows you into the bathroom, scratches frantically on the door while you are sitting on the toilet.
Waits until right after you clean the kitty litter to take a big old dump.
"Dont worry baby, I'm neutered." Has 8 new kittens 2 months later.
STANDS IN LITTER BOX CRAPS ON FLOOR
MEOWS ALL DAY FOR FOOD DOESN'T EAT FOOD
Thanks for the scratching post But ima use your couch anyways
IGNORES YOU ALL DAY SITS ON YOUR LAP WHEN YOU HAVE TO PEE