Oh, you wanted to use the computer? Excuse me while I sit on the keyboard.
Scumbag Cat
Buries car keys Doesn't bury poop
Oh You're Sleeping? I Better Jump On You To Check You're Alive
Comes up for affection Takes a swipe
Doesn't want you to stroke him all day. Meows constantly when you go for a bath.
Follows you into the bathroom, scratches frantically on the door while you are sitting on the toilet.
Waits until right after you clean the kitty litter to take a big old dump.
"Dont worry baby, I'm neutered." Has 8 new kittens 2 months later.
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STANDS IN LITTER BOX CRAPS ON FLOOR
MEOWS ALL DAY FOR FOOD DOESN'T EAT FOOD
Thanks for the scratching post But ima use your couch anyways
