I don't always cross-dress, but when I do... I like to scam free cheezburgers at Wendys.
this scam is totally working all we has to do is pretend to be in love and the stoopie hoomans can't wait to give us all kinds of yummy noms
Got e-mail frum Nigerian philanthropist. Sez he found my bukkit. Needz elebendy thouzend dollerz for shipping and handling to mail back to me