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There's nothing qutie like getting lost in a book.

Watch your mouth, kitty!

No, no. It was float like a HUMMINGBIRD, sting like a bee.

U iz nawt teh sharpest claw on teh paw. Yep, aidonfinkso.

I meen dat in da nicest way, ob course.

You can pick your friends, you can pick your nose, but you can't... Wait, mebbe you can!

WHAT DID I TELL YOU ABOUT POKING ME WHILE I SLEEP?!!

Dis handbasket beez too small to go to hell in.

Dis is nawt wut ai wuz esspecting.

Teh gras iz alwayz greenr on mah uddr sied.

Da livign room carpet, on da udder hand, is awlways da saem color.

What? It's not the hand that feeds me.

Oh YOU, basement cat! Ai can nebber beleeb you.