U iz nawt teh sharpest claw on teh paw. Yep, aidonfinkso.
I meen dat in da nicest way, ob course.
You can pick your friends, you can pick your nose, but you can't... Wait, mebbe you can!
Dis handbasket beez too small to go to hell in.
Teh gras iz alwayz greenr on mah uddr sied.
Da livign room carpet, on da udder hand, is awlways da saem color.
What? It's not the hand that feeds me.