same difference

Grapes of Wrath, drapes of wrath, what the hell's the difference?

ai stil prefurz teh blinds ob bad kitteh.

You get two hours of fun with the bottles. I get two hours of fun with the box. Tomorrow we'll both puke on the carpet. It's a win-win.

I'm a food photographer. And a bird watcher. Same thing, really.

You're pursuing a 2nd career? You currently clean toilets, right? Oh, attorney. Meh, same difference.