rule

What do you mean no animals in the house? Oh you mean HIM? Don't worry, he's not a real dog. He runs on batteries. Two AA's.

r nawt masheenz jus amayzin nowadayz?

If it fits, It's Kit's.

dat alsew meenz it ships.

PATIENCE LITTLE ONE! First we lure them in with our cuteness, then we RULE THE WORLD!!!

aifinkso we iz stil in teh plannin stayges.

CAT PLACEMENT Always maximize the amount of space you take away from the humans

it follow me home..... dat makes it mine awl mine

PANDORA'S RULE Never open a box you didn't close.

If it touchez floor, it'z mine No 5-secund rule

Horror movie rule # 31 Don't open the bag.

RULE OF NOMZ #4 human food iz best

Kitteh Rule #44: Looking innocent is often easier than being innocent.