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Meet Ronnie, the sassiest rooster in the world. This beautiful rooster has one day simply walked into this couple's home and decided that it's his now, and well... they didn't argue. So now, he's part of the family. 

He loves attentions, sitting on the ceiling fan, and crowing at totally random times. The mirror confuses him, he runs after balls when his owners throw them for the dogs, and he doesn't like being alone. 

It's a strange addition to the family, even the dog seems to think that way, but Ronnie looks like he's loving it, his presence brings them joy, and that's what matters. He's also the ultimate proof that roosters are pretty heckin' cool.

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Tumblr Classics: Academic Paper Which Is All Chicken

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Chicken!

tumblr thread about an academic paper about chickens thumbnail includes a snippet of the paper and all the words in it are 'chicken'
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Tumblr Thread: Gentleman Rooster Always Lets Lady Friends Eat First

Well, today, we are looking at an unlikely tumblr story by the tumblr user samandriel. One that we feel could easily be made into a Disney movie. It's the story of Pharaoh, a pet rooster who is a little funny. 

He has the habit of crowing not when the sun rises but rather when he hears humans get up. And he's an absolute gentleman, always letting his many lady hen friends eat snacks first. Unless it's blueberries. Blueberries are serious business. His worst fear is plastic bags, but he will protect his owner from them. And he loves - absolutely loves - cuddles. 

Tumblr stories are always some of our favorites, since they can be funny, wholesome, or totally random, and this one is up there with some of our absolute favorites. 

tumblr thread and posts about a rooster who always lets hens eat snacks first unless its blueberries thumbnail includes a picture of a rooster and the caption 'Text - samandriel Follow the same rooster - god guys he's so cute - he always lets hens eat treats first and won't have any treats until they've had as much as they want, unless it's a blueberry. shit, blueberries are like serious fucking business for Pharaoh. he's a gentleman until the damn blueberries come out and then he don't play no'
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Chicken? Who you calling a chicken? Oh yeah...right. Never mind...