Watch closely son Soon you'll be a douche like me

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That is Not Food. You're an Adult, You Should Know That!

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I had sex with a guy in a movie but its whatever

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Bake on 350 for 45 Minutes

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Because Figuring Out the Real Answer is too Hard

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The Best of all Thinkin' Topics

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Could you make me a sandwhich, Sarah

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But, She'll Tell You it's a Good Size

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Still Classy as Hell

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I Won! I Won!

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Leave it to the Expert!

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Silk Organza, Maybe?

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Darling, That's The Only Setting Mine Have

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Oh, I Really Do Wish I Could Help You!

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Maybe You Should Just Turn Into a Pizza and Eat Yourself?

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Bubbles! Bubbles! My Bubbles! Mine!

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