Listen, we know that trimming your cats' nails is something that no one actually wants to do. But at the end of the day, it's for everyone's good. Our chair and couches will remain intact, and our cats will be saved from randomly getting their nail stuck inside the curtain in the middle of the night and screaming their heads off. Trimming your cats' nails is also a much better alternative to other methods - like declawing.
Still, no one actually wants to do it, and your cat most likely tops that list. So you gotta look for ways to make it easier, and Amazon is offering you some nail trimming bags that'll definitely (most likely) do the job. The reviews are hilarious though, and thank you to @rachelmillman for tweeting about it and bringing it to everyone's attention.