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If pet owners often resemble their pets, then by proxy does that mean squee babies often resemble their pillows?

Old married couples. Dey start to look alike.

marrij iz a wunnerful fing!

Jimbo took a job as a Maneki Neko at the local five n dime

u kan neber haz 2 much luk wen der iz basement kittehs arownd.

I don't always cross-dress, but when I do... I like to scam free cheezburgers at Wendys.

duz dat meen u alsew noez teh way 2 neberland?

Strength training is really important for competitive swimmers, so I always hit the gym to do a few hundred reps after I hit the pool to do a few hundred laps. Some people have accused me of being a workoutaholic, but I rather like to consider myself merely devoted to my occupation and one true love. Which is swimming, of course. Eating flies is a close second love, but swimming wins the most prized spot in my heart (most days, at least).

Datz me before Jenny Craigz.

Never take this cat to a soccer field

Wheres my pwingles???

Ur shag carpet it haz an angry

holey crap i think im in a gaint hand

Oh, Wow. From Upside Down You Look Like a Talking Potato