request

Turn up the volume. The vibrates feel nice.

I'll take my breakfast in bed at 8:00. And make sure my orange juice is fresh squeezed this time.

wuz inna lint trap plz check pokets nex time

Gawd! Can you please turn down the Monday!! I'm trying to ignore it!!

stop breethin its annoyin

i wubs u, bred neber leev meh

Hey! Opin up! Ai gotta uuz teh boks!

Excuse me, miss? Could you bring me a swimsuit bottom in a size 2X? This XL makes my butt look like a sploded can of biscuits.

Do not disturb. I had a hard enough time getting turbed in the first place

Why were the three wise men covered in soot? They had come from a far. Please bring some food before he tells another one.

I wanna show you a trick I learned. Let me borrow your finger.