recipe

You've gotta be kitten me! This is like all of those quick recipe videos your mom shares on Facebook, but with a cat. Turns out cats make terrible chefs. Who knew?!

You're dying to have my recipe? Look kid, I think you're confusing me with mousse.

Trickle goats carefully down side of quarry to achieve smooth all-over cover. Then garnish with Borage and a silly straw.

No wait, you read the recipe wrong. It said "honey"

It says to add more tuna. And a Tweety Bird.