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SO THAT'S WHY YOU SHOULDN'T PULL IT UNLESS YOU'RE IN THE WATER...

IT ATTACKED MEH FIRST IT WAS IN SELF-DEFENCE

Painting my claws pretty colors was a complete waste of time 'cause nobody's gonna see them after they're covered in your blood.

Feline Alarm System Activation.... why it is hard to sneak up on a cat

U had bettr hav good rezun to disturb me. Iz alreddy in mai jammies.

Zen dog must haz patience For patienz bringz hotdogz

Once Pete found out why the whipped cream was missing from the fridge, he didn't have an appetite for that ice cream sundae anymore.

IM TO CUTE TO BE IN HERE!!

Oh this? Snow skiing.